Lord Of The Flies (Post 6)

Lord of The Flies




Chapter 6: Beast from Air

Perspective: Jack

Beast Troubles

Fatty is annoying the heck out of me. So is Ralph! Fatty doesn’t need care! HE COULD HAVE JUST COME! SUCK ON HIS ASSMAR! RALPH DOESN’T NEED TO HELP HIM. I don’t even understand why Ralph cares for him. What has Fatty ever done for him? NOTHING!! Fatty is always embroiled with everyone.

That was so weird with all the rocks and stuff. I mean it was cool and all but, it was freaky. There’s not dumb beastie. It’s just a lot of rocks piled up. No beastie. But the freaky thing was those rocks seemed like a row of interminable pools of water. It really seemed like they would go on forever. It would seem like a good hiding place for a big ol’ beastie. So maybe there is a beastie. WAIT NO….NO BEASTIE!

My mind feels like big leviathan I can’t think straight with all this beastie nonsense. It got to stop. There is no beastie. Sam n’ Eric where probably half asleep or something. Or maybe it was Simon again. Secret hiding place me! He’s been scaring the littluns! Him sneaking out at night…psht! He’s probably going to the bathroom just like I said before. That lil’ idiot! I can’t believe that block! Thinking he’s all smart! Well he’s not smart. I am happy he didn’t go with us. It would have wrecked everything! He’s annoying if I didn’t say already.

UGH AND PIGGY. I CAN’T STAND HIM! He’s always waxy enough to annoy me. I COULD JUST PUNCH HIM IF I COULD!!! But Ralph…AW, WHO CARES ABOUT RALPH! OR THAT STUPID CONCH!!! WHO NEEDS THOSE STUPID RULES ANYWAYS!!!????? WE CAN TALK WHEN WE WANT!!! CONCH THIS, CONCH THAT! IF I COULD I WOULD THROW IT IN THE SEA!! But I would do it with a lot of diffidence…it would be hard.